Every year at Dragon Con we have a tradition of InstaFilk where we ask that our fans come and join in to create a filk from scratch in an hour. This year we actually accomplished TWO FILKS in an hour-long panel with our fans’ help. This is the first song, Drunken Dragon to the tune of the traditional song, “Drunken Sailor“.

Many thanks to Ian O’Donnell of Toucan Dubh and Gray Rinehart for their help this year!

What do you do with a Drunken Dragon?
What do you do with a Drunken Dragon?
What do you do with a Drunken Dragon?
On a Thursday morning

Prop him up through Registration
Prop him up through Registration
Prop him up through Registration
Let him hold the Lanyards

 

What do you do with a Drunk First-Timer?
What do you do with a Drunk First-Timer?
What do you do with a Drunk First-Timer?
On a Friday morning

Put him in the Consuite til he’s sober
Put him in the Consuite til he’s sober
Put him in the Consuite til he’s sober
Where his friends can’t find him

 

What do you do with a Drunken Deadpool?
What do you do with a Drunken Deadpool?
What do you do with a Drunken Deadpool?
On Saturday morning

Dress him up like a Disney Princess
Dress him up like a Disney Princess
Dress him up like a Disney Princess
Parade him through Atlanta

 

What do you do with a Drunken Trekkie?
What do you do with a Drunken Trekkie?
What do you do with a Drunken Trekkie?
On a Sunday Morning

Fill him up with Saurian brandy
Fill him up with Saurian brandy?
Fill him up with Saurian brandy?
Mate him with a Wookie

 

What do you do with a Drunken Filker?
What do you do with a Drunken Filker?
What do you do with a Drunken Filker?
On a Monday morning

Drag him down to the Dead Dog Party
Drag him down to the Dead Dog Party
Drag him down to the Dead Dog Party
Make him sing ‘til sober